Fluffiness in chaos!!

Scooby's fluffiness was in chaos today. Her fluffiness has been rising in falling through the 90 percents, sometimes reaching up to 97%! So why is this happening? I don't have the slightest clue whatsoever.

Fluffy Cat Brings Happiness to Europe

The hotel employees who met Scooby during her stop in Frankfurt and her stay in St. Petersburg as well as her pilot and the world's leaders at the G8 summit, etc. have invariably told our correspondandts that they felt an uplifting, happy feeling around our well known cat. Hopefully this will lead us to world peace and an era of high fluffiness.

Scooby is Home!

Scooby, the world famous cat, has returned from her journey to St. Petersburg and the G8 Summit today. Shortly after she disembarked from her plane, she told us, "My trip was very productive and I believe that the world is much closer to total peace. Also felines across the Earth are destined to have much more food and significantly more treats." Cats from all over the globe have rejoiced at this announcement, and are expected to beg their human owners for treats up to 70% more than normal in the next two months. On the right is a photo of Scooby exiting her modified Gulfstream V around 10AM this morning.

Scooby at G8 Summit

Scooby will be in St. Petersburg for the next few days attending the G8 Summit. During this time the Emissary of Fluff will advise world leaders on such topics as raising fluffiness in their economies, increasing cat food assistance to third world kitties, and placing greater emphasis on adoring her as a key to world peace.

During her keynote address tonight, Scooby is expected to call for the leaders of Iran and North Korea to pay a lot more attention to their cats.

"If meow meow Kim Jong Il mew meow meow Mahmud Almadinejadheld meow myow mewo myow Little Friskies™," Scooby will say, "meow meh meh meow meow mee meow meh meh meow meow world peace."

In this photo we see Scooby confering with the host of this year's G8 Summit, Russian President Vladimir Putin.

Fluffiness Quotient up 1.5%

Scooby's fluffiness has gone up to 93.5%. But since her level of comprehension only extends to naturals (whole numbers) this calculation has been rounded up to 94%.

Scooby Is Pleased

Scooby advises us that her fluffiness has gone up 10 FQ ("Fluffiness Quotient" -- the standard measure of fluffiness in labs the world over) during the day because she is well pleased with the banners created for her by her acolytes. This is 3% since the last report. She bids one and all to place them on their blogs, websites, Podcastings, Flash animations, YouTube productions, television programs, satellites, outerspace weaponry, Space Shuttles, and the configuration of stars in the Milky Way.

She then licked herself and went to sleep.

Scooby's announcement

Early this morning Scooby declaired that people will now walk on all fours when near her. Adore her! She also wants more Friskies.

Fluffiness is Climbing!

Today scooby's fluffiness continued to rise and is now at 92%! Only one report has seen her above this. Continue checking for more updates on fluffiness.

Fluffiness goes up !!!^^

Yippie!!!!She has gone up to 90%!! ^^yup lol good very good!!!
The world is not at risk of imploding on itself forever.
We are very lucky lol . She is happy again!! Of course she dosen't really smile lol ^^,but she shows it in other ways.

Fluffiness Plunges Alarmingly

Due to an unannounced (for the Queen's own benefit) application of flea repellant in the dim hours of the morning, Scooby's Fluffiness Quotient has dropped precipitously to approximately 35%.

The fabric of the universe still barely holds together but we continue to do pennance in an effort to increase the Fluffiness of Scooby's much-revered Pelt.

Further bulletins as they become available.

July 1st Fluffiness Report

As of 10:41 today, Scooby's fluffiness quotient stood at 95%. Stay tuned for further developments!